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Any parent who neglects to praise, encourage, and accept their child, regardless of whether or not that child meets every expectation or ideal of the parent, is a disgrace.
DAD: Hi. I know you are at work but hurry with a response. Laura has that new boyfriend over and I saw him wipe boogers on our couch! So now i’m just standing around the corner spying. BOOGERS!!!! :( Tell me if I should say something. Love you.
Dad: I set your ringtone as a crying baby, because it’s annoying and it cries. Just like you.
Dad: U know u r too busy when u have to schedule ur daily poop
(3 hours later)
Dad: I write it in my planner as making a deposit at the bank so no one will know
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a...– Leo Buscaglia (via misswallflower)
The Deer Accident
Me: Hey when are you going to get home?
Dad: I just saw a deer run into a pole. I had to get out of my car and help it. It ran away before I could get to it. I might be an hour late because of the deer accident.
Me: It took that long?
Dad: I had to stop for tacos. :^)